love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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