I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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