Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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