I love black thongs
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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