i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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