White coat. Heels.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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