Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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