Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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