I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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