honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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