just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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