Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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