drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
bring money and cleavage
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Never underestimate the power of titties
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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