I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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