how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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