my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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