no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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