hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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