Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Houston, we have a blender
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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