I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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