the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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