I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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