I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I don't think brook has ever known best
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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