miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize