She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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