So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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