Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
wrigley field is MILF paradise
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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