Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
This is my gift to your gina
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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