Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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