whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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