After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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