Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my phone needs a breathalizer
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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