I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
