Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
