who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize