She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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