Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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