And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
you never un-have a 4some
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
