I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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