ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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