I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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