I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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