I don't remember. Are we still dating?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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