Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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