its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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