it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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