You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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