when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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