You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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