Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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