As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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