You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm bleeding and have questions
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