we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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