New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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